Monday, October 8, 2007

Drunken sailor

What DO you do with a drunken sailor?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Avoid him! That sailor has probably sailed into too many ports for my liking.

Unknown said...

Earl-eye in the morning?

Anonymous said...

If your next joke is about Moby Dick, I'm leaving.

Vika said...

Blinfold him, spin him around really fast, and push him in a random direction away from his ship.

Watch hilarity ensue.

Anonymous said...

...whatever he'd like to do! lol

Rinda said...

I was thinking that it depended on how much he resembled Captain Jack Sparrow, but that's just me.

Vika said...

good point rinda, but I'd still start with my first idea. Then, if he looked like Jack, I'd shower him...then shower him again...then we'd se what might come next ;)

PNWgal said...

Hmmm..I know what I USED to do with drunken sailors...

Something about putting in him a boat and rolling him over...I don't remember the whole thing.

Now, depending on how I encountered the drunken sailor, I'd either have him arrested or run him over with my car.

Anonymous said...

Sailor or Pirate Rinda? Because a sailor I could take or leave, but pirates are another story.





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